An Ode to Coffee

There once was a young lady.
Who wasn’t named Katie.
She lived with a nice boy.
His cat surely wasn’t coy.

She had a slight addiction.
It certainly was an affliction.
Coffee it was.
It gave her quite a buzz.

After joining the corporate world.
She became somewhat of a coffee Lord.
Two cups by morning.
It made her anti-boring.

One day she tried to quit.
And received a serious hit.
See, she had a coffee headache.
And was in no mood to visit the lake.

She wonders how to recover.
Or she’ll turn into her mother.
For her mother drinks too much.
It’s certainly quite a crutch.

So don’t fall into this trap.
Or you’ll end up in a world of crap.
That’s a slight exaggeration.
What rhymes with exaggeration?
~The End

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: